Michael Jackson: Dress to Impress
The Michael Jackson child-molestation trial has so many twists and turns that it's like trying to escape from Neverland's funhouse
of mirrors. Though broadcast media has been barred inside the courtroom, what we know so far:
SIDEBAR: "MJ" has been a moniker of or descriptor for:
of mirrors. Though broadcast media has been barred inside the courtroom, what we know so far:- Guards instructed not to let accuser's family leave Neverland
- Accuser's mother maintains, "Justice, not money!"
- Wine's other nickname is "Jesus Juice"
- Celebrity witnesses could include actress Elizabeth Taylor, basketball star Kobe Bryant, Tonight Show host Jay Leno, and child actor Macaulay Culkin.
SIDEBAR: "MJ" has been a moniker of or descriptor for:
- Mary Jane Parker (nee: Watson): girlfriend, then wife, of Peter Parker/Spider-Man
- Michael Jordan: either an NBA athlete or a Nike employee, depending on how much ESPN TV you watch or Wall Street Journal you read
- Mary J Blige: the cool hip-hop diva with tunes like "Family Affair" and "No More Drama"
- Mary J Foley: a reporter who covers the technology/computer industry
- Mary Jane Engh: sci-fi author of "Arsland" and "Wheel of the Winds"
- Mary Jane Kelly: one of the victims Jack the Ripper
- Marijuana: used both as psychoactive and medicinal drugs, scientifically known as Cannabis sativa
- Mary Jane shoes: A style of shoes characterized by its blunt, seamless toe-ends.
- Megajoule: a unit of energy
another point of view ...
From your other posts, I wonder if I can get a Happy Meal of Earth Day Burger, Earth First Fries and Jesus Juice. Sounds like it would make me happy!
- Dave (no, not from Wendy's)
love hurts: well, if it was trial by public then MJ getting the slammer is the least of his worries. when i first heard about the head-licking incident, i nearly had an accident (i was driving at the time). as much as i love his music, his freakishness is beginning to get to me .. i hope it doesn't make me dump my collection of MJ tunes.
dave: good one .. it'll be a matter of time before kids can up the 'MJ approved' happy meal .. it'll be scary to see what it includes!
Big question, since the trial is nearing to the end. Will MJ be found guilty? If he will be, I would bet that he will never go to jail. He will commit suicide.
the dutched pinay: i agree with you: everything is pointing towards a GUILTY verdict. however, as we saw with the oj simpson murder trial (i know: different trial, different time, etc), anything can surely happen. americans are fickle and inconsistent :-)
like you, i don't think he would go to jail - he would be so displaced, it would be worst than putting him on pluto. growing up in the spotlight, and getting everything he wants, the thought of jail would completely warp his world.
suicide? that's an interesting notion. somehow i don't think he has the strength and courage to do that. if anything, he would be killed outright in jail, either due to stress or inmates (there's a notion that inmates dispise others who harm children).
at one point, MJ did have an alliance with the nation of islam (re: malcolm x). it was supposedly to protect his children; this was dissolved when debbie rowe, the mother of two of his children, gave him an ultimatum to disengage the arrangement, or she would pursue custody. personally, i believe he was just setting up his 'jail protection' and the whole 'they are protecting the children' is just a semi-clever PR-spin. too transparent.
Looks like Barbie and MJ shop at the same Body Shoppe! I always wondered where he got his eyse from -- and it's clear they're from Mom or Dad! - Mandy
the witness i want to see hear from is elizabeth taylor; she's been with mj though some really freaking weird times in his life. remember 'bubble,' his pet chimp? i think he still has it -- from your other post, i wonder if bubble learned to smoke? jean-marie
speak up!
From your other posts, I wonder if I can get a Happy Meal of Earth Day Burger, Earth First Fries and Jesus Juice. Sounds like it would make me happy!
- Dave (no, not from Wendy's)
Nam LaMore
love hurts: well, if it was trial by public then MJ getting the slammer is the least of his worries. when i first heard about the head-licking incident, i nearly had an accident (i was driving at the time). as much as i love his music, his freakishness is beginning to get to me .. i hope it doesn't make me dump my collection of MJ tunes.
dave: good one .. it'll be a matter of time before kids can up the 'MJ approved' happy meal .. it'll be scary to see what it includes!
Jo Travels
Big question, since the trial is nearing to the end. Will MJ be found guilty? If he will be, I would bet that he will never go to jail. He will commit suicide.
Nam LaMore
the dutched pinay: i agree with you: everything is pointing towards a GUILTY verdict. however, as we saw with the oj simpson murder trial (i know: different trial, different time, etc), anything can surely happen. americans are fickle and inconsistent :-)
like you, i don't think he would go to jail - he would be so displaced, it would be worst than putting him on pluto. growing up in the spotlight, and getting everything he wants, the thought of jail would completely warp his world.
suicide? that's an interesting notion. somehow i don't think he has the strength and courage to do that. if anything, he would be killed outright in jail, either due to stress or inmates (there's a notion that inmates dispise others who harm children).
at one point, MJ did have an alliance with the nation of islam (re: malcolm x). it was supposedly to protect his children; this was dissolved when debbie rowe, the mother of two of his children, gave him an ultimatum to disengage the arrangement, or she would pursue custody. personally, i believe he was just setting up his 'jail protection' and the whole 'they are protecting the children' is just a semi-clever PR-spin. too transparent.
Looks like Barbie and MJ shop at the same Body Shoppe! I always wondered where he got his eyse from -- and it's clear they're from Mom or Dad! - Mandy
the witness i want to see hear from is elizabeth taylor; she's been with mj though some really freaking weird times in his life. remember 'bubble,' his pet chimp? i think he still has it -- from your other post, i wonder if bubble learned to smoke? jean-marie
speak up!
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